In honor of my special day I've decided to celebrate by sharing some interesting facts about myself.
1. I've been a pain in the ass since birth. (see exhibit A)
Exhibit A
2. I'm not very good with a lightsaber. (see exhibit B)
Exhibit B
3. I love a good zombie tale (see exhibit C)
Exhibit C (note Exhibit C is packed in my Zombie apocalypse emergency bag along with other contents I'd rather not discuss in case my wife reads this post.)
4. My childhood modeling career (exhibit D) was thwarted by is over-active imagination, which kept me inside filming stop-motion movies with my Star Wars figures and writing Jaws 5(exhibit E).
Exhibit D
Armani wanted me, but I had other plans.
Exhibit E
