J.R. Wagner's Author Blog: funny star wars

by J.R. Wagner

Found this awesome Vader t-Shirt at ThinkGeek.com

such a cool site -all their descriptions are hilarious and this one doesn't disappoint!

Luke, it isn't kosher.
Hungry are you? What know you of hunger? A Jedi must have the deepest control of appetite. Sugars. Hmm. Bacon. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force, but beware of the Dark Side, bacon they have.

It is a well-known fact, the reason there is a light and dark side is because Jedi are vegetarians. The Force is actually a dietary plan that evolved into a lifestyle back in the early days of the Galactic Federation. When some of these "Dark Siders" decided that they couldn't live without bacon, they began using the Force a different way, an "evil" way as the Jedi put it. Now, the only reason the Dark side is remotely tempting is because they have bacon; a mighty temptation indeed.

Well worth a visit for all kinds of Star Wars goodies (and other 'geek' stuff)

by J. R. Wagner

After some laborious hunting around youtube, I've managed to find five videos that do a rather comprehensive job at describing why the Star Wars prequels are simply downright offensive to a fan of the original films.

This first video takes a newly released song and spins it into a beautifully written diatribe about the prequels.

Video #2 (sorry about the title) gets down to the nitty-gritty. Lots of specific examples of why the films are terrible.

Video three takes a different approach. It asks the question, what if episode one was good? (grammatically, it should be were good...but whose counting?)

Video four is a funny comedy bit done by a die hard original film fan about what he would do if he could travel back in time. Very funny! **content warning, language is rough in this one.