by J.R. Wagner
Yeah, I saw it. It was one of those exchanges...I chose Django Unchained (yes, the Academy award winning film!) and as punishment for making my wife sit through the violence I agreed to see this.
Before the list I'd like to say that I sat through the majority of the movie believing the lead male character (Josh Duhamel) played Bones (Dr. McCoy) in the latest Star Trek film, which made it slightly more tolerable...slightly.
I was horrified to find out that it was not Bones (who is played by Karl Urban. Sorry Karl)
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To the list!
Ten things I'd rather have done than watch Safe Haven
10. Spend 115 minutes watching...paint dry
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8. Go swimming...in a frozen lake
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5. Tell Stephanie Meyer she should write another Twilight book
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Needless to say, if you can avoid it, I would suggest not wasting your time watching Safe Haven. But hey...that's just my opinion!
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Actually a bed of nails divides your weight evenly and surprisingly comfortably. I sat in a very nice chair with this feature. Push pins... I cringe at the idea. and at all the other things on this list. You wouldn't dare ask for another twilight! You'd get into way more trouble than it's worth.
ReplyDeleteSo now we know your weakness. Mr Dashner will bore himself, torn, frozen, made to retch, eaten beaten, and bloated, but what takes him down in the end is one of the worst romance movie of all time, which no one in they're right mind would own...(heheheheheheh)Clearly you are invincible.